Imagine the genderbend version of your icon.
June 2013
rifa:
i hate it when
there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do
and the feeling just doesn’t go away
OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS
In all fairness though, I think Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wins the award for “Biggest regret of accidentally successful text post.”
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
- doctor: are you sexually active
- me: i'm not even physically active
welcome to the “my shower” production of Les Miserables
starring me as Jean Valjean
me as Javert
me as Cosette
me as Marius
me as Fantine
me as Enjolras
me as Gavroche
me as Eponine
me as Thenardier
me as Madame Thenardier
and in the role of all of the Barricade Boys….me
“Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending to be dead.”
—Lemony Snicket - The Wide Window (via quotablebookquotes)
omfg
she’s being photobimbed by a camel i’m so done
i’m laughing hysterically save me
it’s like “Hey you sat on a fake version of me now I’m going to lick the back of your head”
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
“Francis Joseph”
“Elizabeth”
“Rudolph”
-eye twitch-
I feel your pain. ‘Translated’ names are so ridiculous. My history classes past term have been like this guy is obviously not Dutch, why does he have a Dutch name, he was the king of France ffs.
the west end will be a glorious place with anton and willemijn bless the theatre gods who let this happen
I’m convinced when Smaug finally speaks half the audience is going to be instantly impregnated. Probably more than half.
Including the men
nothing says bedtime story like a 10,000+ word smut fic about your otp
